THE CHEF

1. The Chef is right.

2. The Chef is always right.

3. Even if the student is sometimes right, refer to point 1.

4. The Chef never eats, he nourishes himself.

5. The Chef never drinks, he tastes.

6. The Chef never sleeps, he is resting.

7. The Chef is never late, he is detained.

8. The Chef never leaves his work, he is called away.

9. The Chef never reads the newspaper, he studies it.

10. You go to the Chef with your ideas but return with his.

11. The Chef remains a Chef even in his undergarments.

12. If you criticize or argue with the Chef, do not expect to receive any praise

CHEFS ARE A RARE AND DANGEROUS BREED. WE MUST

PREVENT THEM FROM MARRYING SO THAT THEIR TRIBE

DO NOT INCREASE!!!